The prophecy foretold that only you, Gary, would be able to stop the dark lord from destroying the world. It can only be you Gary for the prophecy foretold it. Knowing that the dark lord, Aligoricus, could only return in such a way that you could physically defeat him, you bravely spent the 56 of your life eating snack foods and watching television as to nerf Alicoricus to the greatest potential. And now, you Gary, must get off your butt for the first time in your life and save the world.

Play Believe it or Not, Gary Gets Off His Lazy Butt and Does Something Useful for Once in his Gosh Darn Life and enjoy:

-Over 20 lines of dialogue

-A vast and sprawling world to explore

-Political intrigue

-2 whole ending

-Dank memes

Left and right arrow keys to move

X to jump
Z to interact with NPCs.

Credits:

Text Boxes: profpatonildo
Collision/Platforming Engine: https://nerdyteachers.com

Much of this code was copied from my previous game: Jax Saves the Circus.

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